March 2013
- Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
- Me: gets in bed
- Me: how was earth created
- Me: who made microwaves
- Me: how does the interenet even work
- Me: I'm hungry
- Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
- Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
- Me: too wired to sleep.
i swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???
There are men out there who think girls pretend to enjoy things for the sole purpose of being more attractive to them.
Why I love Jennifer Lawrence award acceptance speeches:
- MTV Movie Awards: I can't eat this
- Peoples Choice Awards: Quotes Mean Girls
- Critics Choice Awards: I actually love Critics
- Golden Globes: Quotes First Wives Club
- SAG Awards: And now I have this... naked statue.
- Spirit Awards: Film independent... indepen... film ugh
- The Oscars: *falls up the stairs*
- If she's not your favorite actress, you're wrong.
grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again
