Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
Me: gets in bed
Me: how was earth created
Me: who made microwaves
Me: how does the interenet even work
Me: I'm hungry
Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
Me: too wired to sleep.

katkinkat:

i  swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???

guro-tan:

There are men out there who think girls pretend to enjoy things for the sole purpose of being more attractive to them.